Make your resolutions geared towards the ONLY one who matters – ME!!!
Some of My Resolutions and Goals for 2022 are:
1. Setting up additional methods of payment so that I can take from each and every one of you as easily as possible!
2. Getting My Website complete.
3. Having you puppets pay for My first investment property!
4. Learning to play a new instrument!
5. Being MORE JADED, MORE DEMANDING, AND MORE GREEDY THAN I’VE EVER BEEN!!!
Oh, and don’t you forget – I expect to receive gifts, cash, tributes and excessive displays of devotion this month and every single day, starting TODAY Jan. 1st.